The Bikeriders
Tom Hardy, Austin Butler, and Jodie Comer team up to document a motorcycle club's fall from grace.
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Ben Lyons
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F
Netflix offers a lethargic, tired, greasy, chewy, stupid cover of a fantastic 80s original.
A Quiet Place: Day One
The prequel to John Krasinski's horror series is here and we've had the chance to check it out in cinemas.
Trigger Warning
A deplorably limp, dull, ugly and pointless action film with no real reason to exist... Netflix, get your act together because this is not on.
Inside Out 2
Things get anxious and emotional in Pixar's new Inside Out sequel, and film editor André has handed out ratings...
Under Paris
Netflix's summer blockbuster features sharks as sharks, modelled and rendered in Microsoft Word. Petter is not impressed.
Hit Man
The Boyhood director is back with what could well be the best romantic comedy of the year. André has handed out the ratings...
Boy Kills World
Pennywise-actor Bill Skarsgård throws hands with daft villains in a film that bored us to the point that we needed an Espresso to finish it.
Atlas
No, you don't need to watch it to see how bad it is, just please don't watch.
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
George Miller delivers another stroke of genius that may not be on par with the legendary Fury Road, but still impresses on all parameters.
Abigail
The duo of directors behind Ready or Not do their utmost to both scare and elicit laughter with the help of a ten-year-old vampire kid.
Challengers
Any movie that can make tennis look interesting is a win in my book.
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Matt Reeves may have been replaced by Wes Ball in the director's chair, but this is still an excellent start to a new trilogy.
The Fall Guy
David Leitch continues his streak of entertaining action flicks with this effortlessly engaging romp with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt as the leads.
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Unfrosted
Seinfeld's directorial debut is a fictional tale about how Kellogg's came up with the idea of the breakfast dessert Pop Tarts and Hegevall is so horribly, horribly bored...
Immaculate
Sydney Sweeney does her best, but the film around her falls apart a bit.
Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
A stark improvement from the first movie, but it's still hard to see what the vision was.
Civil War
We've seen and reviewed the Ex Machina director's latest - and perhaps last - blockbuster.
Monkey Man
Power fantasy for the lower classes of India.
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
The latest Monsterverse epic leaves a lot to be desired.
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
The Spengler family has relocated to New York City to save the metropolis from the same kinds of spectres and ghouls that have been plaguing its streets for decades.
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Road House
The 1989 cult classic, starring the late Patrick Swayze as the bouncer Dalton, has been remade and we're relatively pleased with this updated version.
Robot Dreams
We check out the Oscar-nominated story of a dog and his robot.
Damsel
Directed by the man behind 28 Weeks Later, Netflix's latest matinee adventure sees tough princess Elodie save herself from a frightening dragon.
Spaceman
Adam Sandler talks to a space spider for two hours in Netflix's quirky science-fiction flick...
Code 8: Part II
The Amell cousins are back as reluctant anti-heroes with dreaded superpowers in a film that paints the police of the future as the devil.
Dune: Part Two
Denis Villeneuve is back to conclude his adaptation of Frank Herbert's legendary first instalment into this massive and sprawling sci-fi saga.
Dream Scenario
Nicolas Cage shines as an anonymous college professor who suddenly appears in everyone's dreams.
Madame Web
The latest Sony superhero film is poor at the best of times. That's about all there is to say.
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Players
Netflix's Valentine's Day romp is called Players and tells the story of a bunch of promiscuous sports journalists who bore something huge...
The Iron Claw
Screw Margot Robbie, Zac Efron not getting any Oscar nominations is the real snub of the year.
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Poor Things
Yorgos Lanthimos' latest oddity might be his most technically sound yet, but enjoyment may vary.
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Lift
Kevin Hart does his utmost to try to be Clooney, Cruise and Redford at the same time which ends in complete failure.
The Beekeeper
Jason Statham embarks on a revenge quest in this action flick that leans unapologetically deeply into bee culture.
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Ben Lyons
Race for Glory: Audi vs Lancia
With Rush and Ford vs Ferrari in mind, Metropolitan Films has attempted to tell the story of the 1983 WRC season and the rivalry between two teams. Petter is ready to vomit...
Silent Night
John Woo takes aim at the box office with one of the most bland action films of the year.
Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire
Christmas 2023 is officially ruined and we have Zack Snyder to thank for that.
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Aquaman gets lost in Lost Kingdom, a sequel that really doesn't succeed in anything except being boring and creating maximum irritation...
Wonka
Despite a lot of charm, I'm still not sure I'm glad I saw how Willy became Wonka. Whatever that means.
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Alex Hopley
Leave the World Behind
The creators of Mr Robot have created a Hitchcock-like drama thriller based on a best-selling 2020 book.
Candy Cane Lane
Eddie Murphy stars in this holiday film that struggles to stand out in a highly predictable genre.
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Ben Lyons
Napoleon
We've seen Ridley Scott's war epic and have both French roses to hand out and a stinging whip to crack.
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Godzilla Minus One
Godzilla reclaims his throne as the king of monsters in an absolutely stunning blockbuster film.
The Boy and the Heron
Master Hayao Miyazaki is finally back from retirement with his most cryptic film ever.
The Killer
Seven director David Fincher loads up with a chilling assassination thriller on Netflix....
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Alex Hopley
Dumb Money
Craig Gillespie's take on the GameStop stock story sees Paul Dano and Seth Rogen leading the cast.
The Marvels
The final theatrical Marvel Cinematic Universe flick of 2023 is here, but is it the turning point that Marvel so desperately needs?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Freddy Fazbear is back - this time on the big screen, and film editor André is unsure if this is even in the horror genre....
Saw X
The latest instalment into the gorefest series is here, but does it stack up to its predecessors?
Killers of the Flower Moon
Can you see the wolves in this picture?
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Alex Hopley