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The BikeridersScore

The Bikeriders

Tom Hardy, Austin Butler, and Jodie Comer team up to document a motorcycle club's fall from grace.

Text: Ben Lyons
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Trigger WarningScore

Trigger Warning

A deplorably limp, dull, ugly and pointless action film with no real reason to exist... Netflix, get your act together because this is not on.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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Inside Out 2Score

Inside Out 2

Things get anxious and emotional in Pixar's new Inside Out sequel, and film editor André has handed out ratings...

Text: André Lamartine
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Under ParisScore

Under Paris

Netflix's summer blockbuster features sharks as sharks, modelled and rendered in Microsoft Word. Petter is not impressed.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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Hit ManScore

Hit Man

The Boyhood director is back with what could well be the best romantic comedy of the year. André has handed out the ratings...

Text: André Lamartine
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Boy Kills WorldScore

Boy Kills World

Pennywise-actor Bill Skarsgård throws hands with daft villains in a film that bored us to the point that we needed an Espresso to finish it.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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AtlasScore

Atlas

No, you don't need to watch it to see how bad it is, just please don't watch.

Text: Alex Hopley
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AbigailScore

Abigail

The duo of directors behind Ready or Not do their utmost to both scare and elicit laughter with the help of a ten-year-old vampire kid.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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ChallengersScore

Challengers

Any movie that can make tennis look interesting is a win in my book.

Text: Alex Hopley
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The Fall GuyScore

The Fall Guy

David Leitch continues his streak of entertaining action flicks with this effortlessly engaging romp with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt as the leads.

Text: Ben Lyons
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UnfrostedScore

Unfrosted

Seinfeld's directorial debut is a fictional tale about how Kellogg's came up with the idea of the breakfast dessert Pop Tarts and Hegevall is so horribly, horribly bored...

Text: Petter Hegevall
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Civil WarScore

Civil War

We've seen and reviewed the Ex Machina director's latest - and perhaps last - blockbuster.

Text: André Lamartine
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Ghostbusters: Frozen EmpireScore

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

The Spengler family has relocated to New York City to save the metropolis from the same kinds of spectres and ghouls that have been plaguing its streets for decades.

Text: Ben Lyons
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Road HouseScore

Road House

The 1989 cult classic, starring the late Patrick Swayze as the bouncer Dalton, has been remade and we're relatively pleased with this updated version.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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DamselScore

Damsel

Directed by the man behind 28 Weeks Later, Netflix's latest matinee adventure sees tough princess Elodie save herself from a frightening dragon.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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SpacemanScore

Spaceman

Adam Sandler talks to a space spider for two hours in Netflix's quirky science-fiction flick...

Text: André Lamartine
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Code 8: Part IIScore

Code 8: Part II

The Amell cousins are back as reluctant anti-heroes with dreaded superpowers in a film that paints the police of the future as the devil.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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Dune: Part TwoScore

Dune: Part Two

Denis Villeneuve is back to conclude his adaptation of Frank Herbert's legendary first instalment into this massive and sprawling sci-fi saga.

Text: Magnus Groth-Andersen
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Dream ScenarioScore

Dream Scenario

Nicolas Cage shines as an anonymous college professor who suddenly appears in everyone's dreams.

Text: Jakob Hansen
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Madame WebScore

Madame Web

The latest Sony superhero film is poor at the best of times. That's about all there is to say.

Text: Ben Lyons
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PlayersScore

Players

Netflix's Valentine's Day romp is called Players and tells the story of a bunch of promiscuous sports journalists who bore something huge...

Text: Petter Hegevall
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The Iron ClawScore

The Iron Claw

Screw Margot Robbie, Zac Efron not getting any Oscar nominations is the real snub of the year.

Text: Alex Hopley
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Poor ThingsScore

Poor Things

Yorgos Lanthimos' latest oddity might be his most technically sound yet, but enjoyment may vary.

Text: Alex Hopley
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LiftScore

Lift

Kevin Hart does his utmost to try to be Clooney, Cruise and Redford at the same time which ends in complete failure.

Text: Petter Hegevall
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The BeekeeperScore

The Beekeeper

Jason Statham embarks on a revenge quest in this action flick that leans unapologetically deeply into bee culture.

Text: Ben Lyons
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Race for Glory: Audi vs LanciaScore

Race for Glory: Audi vs Lancia

With Rush and Ford vs Ferrari in mind, Metropolitan Films has attempted to tell the story of the 1983 WRC season and the rivalry between two teams. Petter is ready to vomit...

Text: Petter Hegevall
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Silent NightScore

Silent Night

John Woo takes aim at the box office with one of the most bland action films of the year.

Text: Marcus Persson
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WonkaScore

Wonka

Despite a lot of charm, I'm still not sure I'm glad I saw how Willy became Wonka. Whatever that means.

Text: Alex Hopley
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Candy Cane LaneScore

Candy Cane Lane

Eddie Murphy stars in this holiday film that struggles to stand out in a highly predictable genre.

Text: Ben Lyons
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NapoleonScore

Napoleon

We've seen Ridley Scott's war epic and have both French roses to hand out and a stinging whip to crack.

Text: Måns Lindman
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The KillerScore

The Killer

Seven director David Fincher loads up with a chilling assassination thriller on Netflix....

Text: Alex Hopley
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Dumb MoneyScore

Dumb Money

Craig Gillespie's take on the GameStop stock story sees Paul Dano and Seth Rogen leading the cast.

Text: Marcus Persson
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The MarvelsScore

The Marvels

The final theatrical Marvel Cinematic Universe flick of 2023 is here, but is it the turning point that Marvel so desperately needs?

Text: Magnus Groth-Andersen
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Five Nights at Freddy'sScore

Five Nights at Freddy's

Freddy Fazbear is back - this time on the big screen, and film editor André is unsure if this is even in the horror genre....

Text: André Lamartine
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Saw XScore

Saw X

The latest instalment into the gorefest series is here, but does it stack up to its predecessors?

Text: Petter Hegevall